Quite a few years ago now, there was a fashion for having a small water feature in your house like a small waterfall or the like, Feng Shui style.

It was supposed to bring peace and tranquility to the household

James bought one

He phoned us that evening and said “That water feature didn’t f***ing work! When she saw it she went mental and said ‘How much did you squander on that?!?’”

So much for oeace and tranquility!