Many years ago, I travelled to Puddletown to visit J&C for a weeks holiday.

what was probably day 2 of my visit, Patrick was sentnoff to school and the battle of will began.

james wanted a cup of coffee and so did I, but neither of us wanted to help the other out, so no coffee was made. The same went for breakfast and lunch. By the time collette got home from work the pair of us were starved